A: No. A Plushie is not a Child… and how does one calculate the age of a Plushie? Is it from the date of manufacture? How would you know when it was manufactured? Is it by the date it was acquired by a human? Is it the age the human was when the Plushie was acquired? Is it the age that the Plushie is deemed to be as a characteristic of its personality? It’s just impossibly unclear.

So, though we didn’t specify “human” in the phrase “youngest player” we will be updating the card on future printings to say “youngest human player.”